Back in the 90s, I was horrified and amused by a new trend that swept through the hardcore scene: stretched ears. Suddenly, moshbros from coast to coast had giant, smelly discs in their ears; dumb piercings and poorly-considered tattoos weren’t enough, I guess. I thought it died out in the early 00s along with JNCOs and Krishna beads, but little did I know that stretched ears are apparently bigger than ever. -- SERGEANT D via Stuff You Will Hate
Images via Fuck Yeah Stretched Ears. Here are some of the lulziest examples.
Srs bummer to see a girl this retardedly hot with such stupid tattoos and piercings. “PAIN FREE”? Only until you wake up at 28 and realize what you’ve done to yourself, baby :(
“So stoked I finally worked my way up to 1 3/8″ so you can see my OBEY tat. U MIRIN??”
I love Mexican girls, and this one is hot as fuck… are the gauges a dealbreaker????
Uh… sick 1/8″ gauges??
“No it’s not that much work actually, I just spray them with Pledge like twice a week. As long as I dust them regularly the maintenance really isn’t a big deal!”
Most people don’t remember Ugly Betty’s scene phase
“My grandson says I should get a Tumblr and learn how to two-step, whatever THAT means.”
That awkward moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and realize you have 1 1/2″ Dragonball gauges in your fucking ears
“Hearts represent love, which is what I never got from my daddy. That’s why I mutilate my body in order to gain the approval of strangers on the internet.”
“Why are you staring at me??”
I saved the best for last- MIRIN UR SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS, BRO.
What do you think about stretched ears?? Why do girls think this is hot? Would you trust someone with giant white discs in their earlobes to measure out your prescription????