Monday, February 27, 2012

BUY A PTSOTL T-SHIRT YOU DEADBEATS


HEY BUY A T-SHIRT ABOUT A BLOG THAT YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. I DUNNO, LIKE $20 I GUESS? PLUS A DOLLAR OR SO FOR SHIPPING. THAT SEEM REASONABLE? SUPPORT YOUR OLD BUDDY WHO SLAVES ALL DAY OVER A HOT CONTENT STOVE. IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO BUY ONE BECAUSE IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE YOU CAN HAGGLE WITH ME BUT I'LL PROBABLY THINK YOU'RE A PUSSY, FAIR WARNING.

EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT ONE AND WE'LL SORT OUT THE DETAILS. LUKEONEIL47 [@] THE GMAILS. 

THEY ARE PRETTY SWEET, SOFT T-SHIRTS, KIND OF AMMY APPY STYLE. I HAVE MEN'S MED-LARGE AND WOMEN'S SMALL-MEDIUM. THEY'RE  MADE BY THE FINE FOLKS AT AUDIO COTTON. DESIGN BY JOHN BROOKHOUSE. PROBABLY GOING TO GO FAST SO DON'T FUCK AROUND.

14 comments:

Luke O'Neil said...

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN WITH SORTING OUT THE SHITTY TATTOOS AND SICK FOREHEAD ZIT THOUGH.

Anonymous said...

How can you expect me to fork over money I don't have for bodacious wolf shirts when you can't even be bothered to harvest some content/dick jokes except once every few blog-decades?

Luke O'Neil said...

Eh? Come again? Feel like I post on here a couple times a day no?

FraƮche said...

I think your boobs are bigger than mine. Can you speak to the kind of fit I can expect? Please also address in terms of the head maximizing effect evident in the photo.

Luke O'Neil said...

That's a men's medium, I got smalls and mediums in womens cut too, so unless you're a figurine that came to life and learned how to type you should be good with a small.

Giant head comes standard in the Swedish cast I was hatched out of.

Anonymous said...

I'm interested in the discount line. I know you wore all of them.

Subtract $1 if you slept in the shirt.

Subtract $2 if it's got food stains.

Subtract $5 if it was an after action rag...fuck it, I'll give ya $30 for that crusty wonder.

Luke O'Neil said...

I'll do whatever weird shit anyone wants. A dollar makes me holler honey boo boo etc.

Jonathan said...

Do you have fat person sizes?
~JD

Luke O'Neil said...

Large should cover you, they're pretty stretchy.

Jonathan said...

You're too kind. Too too kind.
I'll totally buy one. Are you still at TB?

Luke O'Neil said...

cool. i'll be there tomorrow and friday.

Jonathan said...

I'll stop by and say hi and buy one early Friday

Anonymous said...

$20 sounds like a deal if it comes with your arms workout.

ascending27 said...

HOT!

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