This Week's Worst Press Release: An Osmond Talks Male Menopause
"Merrill Osmond will be turning 70 in April and he wants to raise
awareness and publicly talk along with his doctor about his recent
depression, lack of energy and motivation associated with Andropause –
Male Menopause" begins this press release I just got about a made up thing that I don't cover in any way. "Merrill was so depressed he actually considered suicide
due to his aging and the affects it was having on his body and his
health," that seems sad, sure, but what can someone like me do about it?
"He works with Dr. Tutera from Phoenix, Arizona who did Hormone
Pellet Therapy through his world-renowned clinic – SottoPelle."
Ahh, ok, I see, it's a bullshit scam. Got it now.
"Dr.
Tutera has been doing this therapy for over 30 years, long before it
became the 'in thing.'"
Is that what you'd call that?
"I thought it would be a great opportunity to have Merrill do a segment
on this/his therapy and how it has given him a new lease on life and
what the Doctor found was going on with Merrill. Most of your female
viewers will relate to it as their husbands may be struggling with
aging. Men don’t like to talk about their 'hormones' as much as women
but Merrill Osmond will."
I bet he will.
"Let us know."
No.
While that may be the dumbest, least-appropriately targeted press release of the week, it's certainly not the creepiest. That would be this one that my buddy Joe got and shared on Facebook.
"Happy
Valentine's Day Joe! Every year on this day, I get giddy over the fact
that a holiday has been created to celebrate love - how awesome is that?"
Moderately awesome?
"So, just a note wishing you overflowing fulfillment that runs out of
your eyes and fingertips all year long...."
Jesus Christ lady -- assuming it's a lady, sorry -- is that a diarrhea metaphor or you coming on to him? Or maybe you're just genuinely wishing someone a really, really, really happy Valentine's Day. I'm not sure which of those options is the grossest.
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