|Vagina Couch 2: the vagina that eats YOU|
Kind of wanted to keep the notice about my book release up top all day, but then my buddy Cornelius Nasty Traps III pointed this plush vagina in my face, so obviously this takes precedence.
For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school [EDITOR'S NOTE: No shit? Art school student made this?] and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). [EN: Just like my ex-wife's pussy! hahalol]
The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, [IBID] but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting. Craigs List
More pics after the jump.