Isn't that nice. It's the Community Playhouse Dinner Theatre of seduction techniques in action. Only way this shit could seem more staged is if you had your elementary school music teacher playing piano in the corner and put up some construction paper palm trees for a back drop. Thanks for the effort anyway.
Question for the ladies who get up to this corny routine: If I put on a space helmet and a Dustin Pedroia jersey and danced around in front of you for an hour would you feel like you were gonna get the chance to make out with a baseball player from space?
Same idea here. Exactly as sexy as a guy who just splurged on the full line of new Transformers toys and keeps them in the box just in case they're worth a lot of money some day. You are a total fucking nerd who doesn't understand the opposite sex.* Nice tongue ring though.
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* Come to think of it, you probably understand them exactly. Never mind.